Blue Slime Sipper

Ingredients:

• 1 package (6-ounce size) blueberry-flavored gelatin
• 3 cups lemonade, chilled
• 3 cups lemon-lime carbonated beverage, chilled
• 2 cups boiling water
• 4 cups cold water

Directions:

1. In a large mixing bowl , combine gelatin and two cups of boiling water; stir until dissolved.
2. Stir in 4 cups of cold water.
3. Cover and chill at least 4 hours.
4. Gelatin will be partially set.
5. To serve, stir gelatin with a large spoon, fork, or wire whisk until gelatin is broken into small pieces.
6. .Place 1/4 cup of the lemonade in a large, clear glass or plastic tumbler.
7. Add 1/2 cup of the gelatin to the lemonade, then add 1/4 cup of the carbonated beverage .
8. Stir slightly and you're ready to slurp some slime.

Butter Beer

Ingredients:

• 1 pint vanilla ice cream (softened)
• 1/2 stick butter (softened)
• 1/3 cup brown sugar
• 2 teaspoons cinnamon
• 1 teaspoon grated nutmeg
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
• 1 quart apple cider

Directions:

1. Cream butter, sugar and spices together.
2. Beat in the vanilla ice cream. Re-freeze the mixture.
3. Scoop out the frozen mixture into a glass.
4. Pour hot Apple cider over the ice cream mixture.
   
   Optional: add an ounce of rum for an adult treat.

Carrot-Pineapple Cocktail

Ingredients:

• 1 cup unsweetened pineapple juice
• 1 slice lemon
• 2 medium carrots, cut in 1-1/2 inch slices
• 3 ice cubes

Directions:

1. Place pineapple juice & lemon in blender.
2. Drop carrots in one at a time, blending until smooth after each addition.
3. Add ice cubes; blend until mixed.
4. Serve immediately.

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