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Ok here it is…my worst date.

We actually met by literally running into each other in the grocery store. We both were cutting the corner tight on one of the isle ends. That part was the best part of the evening, from there it just went down hill. Cute girl and all. Se was from Finland. Red hair, light skin, green eyes, thin, all good!   Anyway so we talk awhile then decide to meet later that evening to go grab a casual dinner then over to a little pub I know for some live music, a game of pool, and more drinks.

Well, I pick her up on time, just like a good boy and we’re off to dinner. We went to a family restaurant, sat out on the patio, under the heaters and enjoying the ocean views and fresh air. We had plenty to talk about and we both seemed to fairly enjoy the evening so far. But then she ordered wine, and this poor girl only had a half of the glass and she was already drunk. The appetizers hadn’t even got to the table and this chick is already swaying all over the place. I’m thinking well hopefully she will eat and start to feel better. Maybe she just got a bit of a head start but will chill out for the remainder of the dinner. Nope!!!  She finished the glass of wine she started just in time to order another one when they brought the appetizers to the table. I had never seen anybody get so drink so quickly. She was dropping the silverware, the napkin over and over, talking super loud, and slurring, laughing for no real reason and on and on. When I noticed a family at a nearby table was watching us, even the little boy who was sitting with his parents and older sister asked his mother what was wrong with that lady…my date!  His mother shrugged it off with a disgusted look on her face. I felt like I had never felt before, embarrassed totally!!  So I called the waiter over and asked if I could have my bill as well as have the dinner packed to go. My date asked what were doing and where we were going as I picked her drunk self up and put her over my shoulder. I’m taking you home and that’s what I did.

By the time I got her back to her house she was passed out sleeping and drooling all over my car door, I found her house keys, opened the door and laid her down on her couch. I left the dinner in her fridge and then hightailed it out of there never to be seen again!  What a drunk!

Ray, California

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